You probably had to be there, but.......

I spent the Spring Break of 2008 in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, with 8 friends from school, and a few friends from New Jersey.

We had a 4 bedroom house about 2 blocks from the beach, nice weather, plenty of frozen pizzas to get us through the week... and a lot of alcohol.

Only one of those things I listed is really going to be important in this story... can you guess which one?

Amongst the people that are with me are Rebashta (Birthname:Rebekah) and Lauren. Rebekah and Lauren are honestly two of the most ridiculous souls I've ever met. Ever. And I've even met Flo-Rida and Gucci Mane... that's sayin' somethin.

Anyway.
We were sitting on the deck one night around the "table of conversation love." If conversations could have sex, this would be where it would first happen. It's that magical.

We're all sitting out there and we've each got our Busch Light and/or Miller Lite's, horribly made jello shots, and double bottles of cheap wine near by. It's about 11:30pm, and we're one of maybe 3 houses that are occupied in the 5 square miles surrounding. With that being fact (or so we thought), we were flabbergasted when we saw a group of guys walking in the road beneath our deck, and went ape shit. And by we, I mean Rebekah. Everyone else sat calmly and watched the idiocracy that was about to unfold.

It started with a simple "Hey ya'lllll" from Rebekah.
...We got a reply...."hi"

Lauren, already becomming frazzled with the lack of enthusiasm from these fellow Spring Breakers, decides to initiate more conversation.... "What's goin onnnn?"

...We got another reply... "nothin'"

At this point, we're all coming to the conclusion that either this group of people were either on a quest for personality, or drinking O'douls, thus making them still very sober.

Not happy with the reply she received, Lauren sassily flicks her wrist down below and says "forget them" and goes inside to get another beer. Rebekah wasn't backing down. Rebekah never backs down.

She yells, "wanna come party? we got jello shots"
They reply "no"
Still very unsatisfied, she makes another effort... "and beer!"
...."no"

By this time, Lauren has returned.

After getting the second "no" from these obviously very disinterested group of people, Rebekah is about to step it up a notch... We see her giggling, trying to get a straight face, and taking a quick jello shot, then she leans her head back, preparing to project her voice for all to hear.......

"HOW MANY DICKS YA'LL GOT?????"...

And Lauren, never one to be outdone, follows with...

"CAUSE WE GOTALOTTA PUSSY"

The response we received?.... silence.

Shocker, I know.